At the time, it was just a little blip of information: interesting, but not really relevant to my life. Nobody could ever have friends anyway, and some sort of limit will keep facebook from getting all myspacey. Fast forward to two days ago.
By Tappan Parker February 15, Sunday marked the Chinese New Year, and as a result there are bound to be a lot of fortune cookies eaten in celebration. Many people will crack open their oven-baked pastry to find grammatically incorrect predictions of the future.
Not going to Italy for Christmas, last year, made things incredibly less stressful and unexpectedly more complicated. All I needed was a simple fortune cookie recipe and a devious mind to come up with funny fortune cookie messages that would make look bleaker than how already did. Click here to Download the Messages.
Despite the financial crisis, a family-run company in the southern German town of Gondelsheim is making a killing -- on fortune cookies. By Christoph Scheuermann. The Brauch siblings place plastic nets over their heads to prevent so much as a single stray hair from falling into the vat containing the batter and undergoing the hygienically unfortunate process of being baked into a fortune cookie.
But the fact is, we all know the prophecies are mass produced, completely generic and totally random. Even beyond the universal words, the fortunes share the same unconsidered design and ultra-ordinary typography. Thus, it all comes down to how we interpret the meaning of the message.
Every time you masturbate, God chokes a kitten. I don't know if that bit of wisdom can be found in this Chinese to-go container of of X-Rated Fortune Cookies, but it should be a staple. Get your hands out of your pants and onto something that will help you make something of your life, son.
View Full Version : Fortune Cookies. Let's start a thread on fortune cookies. Believe it or not, one of my aspirations as a writer is to write fortune cookie fortunes. Authorities said the small fire was sparked by an electrical malfunction about p.
Three young women, longtime friends, overdue for a catch-up, seizing the opportunity of Restaurant Week on Long Island to try out a relatively new, splashy pan-Asian place in Babylon called Monsoon. A merry night. Then, just before leaving, the three of them crack open their fortune cookies.
Sometimes, you'll get a cookie that's stale, soggy and obviously past its expiration date. What's most disappointing, though, is when your fortune — a term that, for the sake of this post, we'll be using quite loosely — is less inspirational and more A quick Twitter search of the hashtag " fortunecookie" revealed countless photos of fortunes that left users feeling a little short-changed.